I’ve been a Twitter user since April, as I have mentioned in some of my earlier posts. Initially, I followed all of the Fakers I could; Twitter tops you out at 2000 unless you have a proportionate number of followers yourself. For four months I monitored the feed of the 2000 most vapid people I could find. Real celebrities, reality celebrities, fake real celebrities, fake reality celebrities, unknown actors and models trying to establish some kind of cult following, perpetual pluggers of people and products to follow that ... more
Came across some vintage how-to books for artists and decided they were just too hilarious not to incorporate into a snarky collage. Thus, Idiot's Guide to Artmaking was born: a dynamic combination of suicide puns, politically incorrect quips on sex and race, and the promise of self esteem, pride and eternal exaltation by becoming the best hobby artist one can be. Self help success its just around the corner! Throw in some cowboys, Indians, clowns and naked girls with cats and you've got the perfect primer for any aspiring artist.
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Dodge Grand Caravan. Teen trauma and ingratitude revisited. Drove a blue incarnation of this in high school. Manual transmission and myriad physical deformities thanks to the wonderful driving skills of myself and the three siblings to abuse it before me. Admittedly, I take most of the credit.