The men of CNBC posed the question this morning, “What actually is Victoria’s Secret?” Well, first off, thank you for bringing to mind our favorite women to hate on our favorite day to hate them, gentlemen. Secondly, let me enlighten you. In addition to the bras’ built in prostheses, these little babies may also have something to do with it. The Angels and most other figures in advertising are known to employ multiple pairs of Victoria’s real secret- the jelly tit. Now imagine getting a little fresh with your sweetie and finding a pair of these in the mix; false advertising or fair game? It’s up to you. Now pardon me while I go back to fantasizing about that sock in David Beckham’s pants. Happy Valentine’s Day, oh and uh, there is no Easter Bunny.